10 types of people in the world
Brainteaser for the day (as if I give them every day!).
Read MoreThere are 10 types of people in the world.
Those that understand binary, and those that don’t!
Lingerie and Cereal
I was listening to one of the Blue Collar Comedy cds the other day and found the following line one of the funniest I’ve heard lately, and mainly because of it’s truth. (I’m writing it from memory, so you’ll have to forgive me if it doesn’t sound QUITE like Jeff Foxworthy):
Men treat lingerie the same way kids treat cereal boxes. It’s only the packaging for the cool toy inside!
I LOVE Jeff Foxworthy, though the “You might be a redneck if…” get’s a bit much for me. I can fully recommend it for a your trips to work in the morning when you’re stuck in traffic. Oh, lookey here, there’s a link right here for you to buy some on Amazon. 
Or borrow a CD from a friend, like I did. It’s just as funny…
Read MoreExclusive? Sexy Mac Book Pros
Ok. You have GOT to go take a look at these photos of the “Super Sexy Mac book Pros“. I don’t want to publish the photos here, because they are WAY too hot for this blog.
Speaking of which, I wonder where my Dell Latitude D610 has gone………….
Read MoreThe IRS are accomplices to thieves
OK. Everybody hates the tax man for ALWAYS taking a cut of everything. If they don’t get a cut, then you’re stealing from the government, and you go to jail…
But what happens when you’re stealing from your neighbour? If you don’t get caught you should be fine, right? Well, you are if you give your cut to your best buddy and accomplice, the tax man.
Don’t believe me??? Read the Federal Income Tax guide for Individuals on page 88:
I saw this here: “If You Steal, The IRS Wants A Cut“
Read MoreA thank you note
Dear Friends
My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me “forwards” over the past 12 months.
Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed and Healthy.
* Extra thanks to whoever sent me the email about rat crap in the glue on envelopes – because I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope.
* Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your genuine concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because I know it can remove toilet stains, which is not exactly an appealing characteristic.
* I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
* I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
* I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
* I no longer eat KFC because their “chickens” are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
* I no longer worry about my soul because at last count, I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.
* Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
* I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl on the internet who is about to die in the hospital (for the
1,387,258th time).
* I no longer have any money at all in fact – but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special on-line email program.
Yes, I want to thank you all so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favour!
If you don’t send this e-mail to at least144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (EST.) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s beautician.
DO IT NOW OR ELSE!
Read MoreCartoons for ALL you geeks
I wish I’d seen this before. You have GOT to go and read all these What the Duck comic strips. Here’s my favourite so far:
I read about this here: What The Duck Cartoons
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