Expected Answers
Let me start this blog on a personal note.
Everybody knows that being married, or at least being in a relationship means that you have certain “scripts” that you have to follow. For example:
wife: Do these pants make my bum look fat?
husband: No, you look gorgeous!
wife: I think the hairdresser messed up my hair-cut
husband: No, you look gorgeous!
wife: Do you like these shoes I bought?
husband: yes, you look gorgeous!
You get the picture. Anyway, the other day, I was getting dressed to go for a walk with my wife, and not sure whether to wear the t-shirt I had on for working around the house. So the following exchange took place:
me: This shirt makes me look like a freak
wife: But who cares… Nobody will see you.
Imagine if it had been the other way around!?!? I would be dead by now. 
